Stop taking club members for being religious. They are as you are with Barca. And i have the utmost respect for the C.F. de Barcelona! We won everything the year i've been there...Football, Basketball, Volleyball, Handball, Völkerball, Tischtennis, Christmas...the sausages suck though. Messi didn't like my shiny white outfit at the victory parade, of course. I'm a monster magnet. I mean, the irony should've been obvious, in't it? Sarcasm? Larmoyanz? Tiny people are closer to hell, that's a scientific fact.